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Компютерные анекдоты

Начальник - секретарю:
- Катенька, дорогая, перепиши месячную отчетность нашим партнерам,
они сейчас к тебе подойдут.
... - Добрый день, это вам переписать oтчетность?
- Добрый день, да, будьте так любезны, вот чистая дискета, можно на неё.
- Да, конечно.
Вставляет в дисковод. И....
# mkfs -t vfat -c /dev/fd0h1440
# mount -t vfat -o iocharset=koi8-r,codepage=866 /dev/fd0 /mnt/floppy
# find / -noleaf -type f -name Otchet_april. [a-zA-Z] -exec cp
'{ }'; /mnt/floppy ;
# ls -la /mnt/floppy/Otchet_april. [a-z][A-Z] && sync && sleep 3
- Возьмите пожалуйста!
Партнеры.
- Них*я себе!!!
- Что такое?!... Я опять отмонтировать забыла?!


А вы знали, что терапевт - это 1024 гигапевта или 1048576 мегапевтов.


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Про отдых на Севане

На прошлые выходные ездили на Севан. Вот статья от Иры про все как было.
А вот мой фотоальбом.

Отдых в Кобулетти

Наконец, вернулся с отдыха в Кобулетти. Поехал с другом Ваге, 4-ого ночью. Двинулись в 2:30 ночи и были там 3:30 дня. Путевку взяли из "Арарат тур"а. Там нам обещали комфортабельный Форд нового поколения с кондиционером. Представьте наши лица, когда приехал обычный, старый, тесный Форд Транзит. Поездка была ужасной! Поспать так нормально и неудалось, уж больно очень комфортабельный был наш транспорт. Не успели отьехать, как вдруг меня осенило, что мы забыли путевку!!! Такого прилива адреналина у меня еще не было. Потом, как то успокоились, подумали, что наши имена все равно им известны, а мы паспорта покажем и дело с концом.



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Статья

Новая статья про эфективное использование CVS в веб программировании.

Линк

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Death.fm

Вот уже давно слушаю. Очень хороший ресурс! Имеется огромная коллекция блек и деатх метала. Можно самому заказывать песню и она через примерно 2 часа будет в эфире. Советую всем любителям экстримального метала :)

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Graduated!!!

Finally we have graduated from university. Our diploma defense took place at 21 of May 2008.

We went to university at 11 o'clock (I had to be there at 10, but I was sleeping :)). I went to second floor to ask computer administrator of university to install VMWare, as he promised. I needed VMWare, because I had to demonstrate Web Server Configurator on Linux. Administrator said that defenses already started (they had to start at 12, but they started at 10), and we can't interrupt them, so you have to wait for interruption which will be at 3. I hadn't any choice and I said OK.

Everybody were waiting for defense at 5th floor. There were Anya, Ira, Mnats, Zhora, Ani and others waiting there. We started to rehearse our presentations. One by one we started to speak about our diploma, and others were trying to ask most dummiest questions. This was very useful!

Then suddenly Anya took out from her bag a laptop. This was Core 2 Duo which she borrowed from her ex boyfriend. I asked can I install my VMWare there and do presentation on her laptop. She said I don't know, but after we asked owner, he said ok. So this problem was solved.

It was already 2 o'clock and we decided to go and enter defense room. We went down to second floor and... and ELECTRICITY GONE!!!! Oooohhh, this is very usual thing for Armenia. Nobody knew when it is going to be back, so we went to cafeteria. Approximately after a 1.5 hour electricity came back and we went back to second floor. This time we occupied place in the defence room. After listening some peoples from other faculties Anya's turn came.

Anya's defence was good, but Mr.Haroutyunyan (and maybe others) didn't even understood what about was her topic. Haroutyunyan turned to me asked is this an economic program? I explained to him that this is a multithread downloader, this program downloads files from internet. He said: "Aaaaa". This was funny.

Then Irina went to the "stage" :) . Her defence was very well and judges were very interested in her diploma and they asked her to demonstrate her program. She was the only person who demonstrated the program. They were very impressed.

Then my turn came. I went, started to talk. I talked very short and presented my whole topic. They liked it very much. They were surprised that I have created something new. So everything was very well.

Then we went again to cafeteria, waited there about an hour and then they started to announce the marks. So me, Ira and Anya have got 5 (the maximum).
GOOD BYE UNIVERSITY !!!


Irene posted here about our defence too.

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Today we were in university to give them final versions of our diplomas. But suddenly they said that we must sign a paper where is written that we have to bring also armenian versions of our diplomas until 15 of May. Of course I didn't signed this shit! After we went to meet our rector (that I haven't ever seen yet). Secretary said that rector is tooooo busy and we can't meet him and he can't help us because this issue is handling vice-rector. I don't know why he was so busy, maybe he was sitting on his personal toilet? I don't know. But also from this dialog I understood that vice-rector is more powerful that rector :). Again bullshit!

After waiting for 30 minutes vice-rector came. I even didn't knew that our vice-rector has changed. I know him. He was preparing me for mathematics exam for university four years ago.

We started to talk. We said that they can't do such abnormal thing and he was telling that this is new law that all documents for government must be in armenian. In fact he was just covering his ass, not to have any problems in future. But why we must suffer for their mistakes. This is disgusting! This is an idiot thing because today we had to make our pre-defence already and they announce this 'good news' just today. After long discussion with vice-rector we leaved and I understood that it will be very dificult to change something. This is unlawful people, unlawful institute, unlawful country. And you can do nothing. So now I understand why we have such big diaspora. After such thing you are getting dissapoined of this country and the only way to live by laws is to leave this country.